The interesting thing about writing for me is that I really have to be in the right mood or the moon has to be in the right place or some current event can't overshadow the track I try to stay on. It must have been some summer since my last post about high school was on June the 30th. Someday I may actually finish telling stories about my senior year in high school.
We all have, or at least I hope every one has had, those times when you look back at something you did and wonder what in the world you were thinking. I only confess some of this stuff so that you can laugh
about some of the really dumb things I did so you don't feel bad about about your goof-ups. Isn't that thoughtful of me? I still sort of cringe at the thought that I actually ran for Miss Muskogee.
There is a good chance I could have put this dumb stunt completely out of my memory if I had not hoarded every bit of memorabilia I could save from the time I was born up to this date. Most of it stayed boxed up through twenty-seven moves until I got tired of looking at boxes and unpacked all of them when we moved here. Being slightly OCD every thing is neatly organized. One never knows when you might need your high school English compositions, college Chemistry notes or your old divorce papers.
I am a little fuzzy about how I came about this brilliant decision to be Miss Muskogee. I feel like it was my Mother, the same Mother who hated everything I got involved in, who suggested it. I can not imagine myself even in my wildest imagination thinking I would end up on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City as a Miss America contestant so it had to be a Mother thing. Maybe I wouldn't feel so bad about entering if they had begged for girls to enter so they could even have a Miss Muskogee contest. Then I could say I only entered to help them out. No. I was the first one to enter.
Thank heavens there is a lot about the pageant I can not remember. I was hoping there was not a bathing suit competition until I looked at the program and discovered there was indeed a swimsuit competition. It must have been so bad I that I filed it back in the part of the brain labelled 'Never Open". I was at that time a good twenty or twenty-five pounds heavier than I am now. My Mother used to tell me I was not fat, just solid. Now just what did that mean? You don't describe Sumo wrestlers as solid so maybe it wasn't such a bad description. It was and still is a puzzling term I have never quite figured out. At any rate, I still cannot see my self parading across the stage in a bathing suit......and high heels.
I do remember the DRESS. I don't know where that dress came from and I can never remember wearing it again. It was a good thing my parents did not take any pictures or it would be etched in the minds of other people instead of just mine. Back in the day Seventeen Magazine and Ladies Home Journal had these pages that gave "dos and don'ts" for different figure types. If you wanted to look slimmer you did not wear tight clothes or horizontal stripes. Don't wear skirts below your knees if you wanted to look taller. If you have a square shaped face you did not wear a square cut top and on and on. I tried to abide by all the "dos" they preached.
Well, when you have a Mother who looked like she just stepped out of Vogue magazine in anything she put on it was a bad idea to allow her to take you shopping. The dress had a square cut neckline, fit tightly to the waist where it then joined a gathered shirt that was well below my knees but not floor length. Add to that short puffy sleeves that resembled balloons in a medium brown satin. To make matters even worse - brown is not a color I should ever wear since it makes me look like I died three days ago. Try not to picture me leaning against a piano singing some song now hidden in the "Never Open" file flat, off-key and out of tempo and you have my talent part of the competition.
Maybe the Evening Gown Competition went better. I think I wore the dress I wore to the Senior prom that year since it is the only long dress I can ever remember having during high school. Needless to say I did not become Miss Muskogee. Nor have I ever put being in the pageant on my resume.
I would really like to add here that I never had another time in my life when I asked myself "What were you thinking!" Seems like in my last story I mentioned that in writing these stories I was beginning to see a pattern of behavior developing. Sadly, this was only the first of many "What was I thinking" moments. Next week will start out as one of those when I accepted a date to the prom. You will have to see how that one turned out.